Human Flatulence, the Errant Vegans and Reducing Sources of Carbon Dioxide: Eat Meat and Produce Less Gas!!

Abstract: Vegans and others who eat vegetables pollute the planet with toxic flatulence that warms the planet while real Americans who eat steak and cheese do not threaten our future and smell better for it. Liberals who are in favor of reducing green house gases should switch their dietary habits to consuming only recycled foods that have already been digested by bacteria and are thus free of toxic gases in the second pass. The fat content is lower and that would be a second benefit. Liberals need to be educated on this important topic so we can save the planet and keep the prices of beef and cheese low. Educate a liberal on the environmental damage done by veggies and suggest massive taxes on these toxic substances so we can save the planet.

The advice on what to eat and what not to eat is an ongoing essay in politics. Red meat has been damned for decades without evidence except for the howling lefties who hate John Wayne and cattle.  The famous Nurse’s Colon Cancer study was published and was a treat for anyone with a mathematics background as they solicited biannual anecdotal comments from 112,000 nurses, truncated the responses down to about 80,000 and thus threw about 35% of the data and a careful reading of the original paper showed that there was no problem with eating meat if you merely are more white meat than red.  I passed this paper around for comments when it first came out among numerous scientists at a large clinical chemistry unit for all to have a good laugh.  But, I have to thank the goodie-goodies for depressing the market for prime beef as it has lowered the costs and improved my lifestyle considerably. Even useful idiots can provide a decent service for the rest of us on occasion. Most of our ‘science’ today is run like apes judiciously picking the juiciest berries from the tree while thinking about sex. The corruption at East Anglia by Phil Jones[1] and his fellow ‘scientists’  in the Global Warming Follies[2] apparently indicates that they are following the apes in this important respect. We don’t know if drugs are involved yet. They threw out data[3] that tended to compromise their prejudices. Other distinguished ‘scientists’ at SUNY Albany have now been accused of just manufacturing temperature data from China temperature monitoring  stations and plugging those into climate models to fake temperature increases.[4] What would you like to believe? Just find a crooked ‘scientist’ and they will arrange the conclusion before experiments begin so as to suit your politics or other fancies. Hookers on 8^th Avenue in New York City are more honest than this.

Facts about out gassing:

Humans excrete the poisonous and hazardous gas carbon dioxide [CO₂] and its more hazardous and flammable pollutant methane [CH₄] and are both nasty green house gases according so some suspect scientists.[5] Methane is 23 times more dangerous in the atmosphere than CO2 in terms of global warming.[6] The percentage of CO₂ in human exit gases range from 10–30% by percentage. Methane, an even more dangerous gas that is causing global warming is about 0-10% depending on several factors.[7]

But some in the shaky British science community, now illuminated in the news spotlights because of their alleged nefarious acts of scientific subterfuge in East Anglia, have suddenly reversed the facts and have a plan to change our eating habits:

“To fight climate change and tackle the growing crisis of diet-related diseases such as diabetes, heart disease and cancer, British consumers must cut down on meat and dairy produce, reduce their intake of processed foods and curb waste.”[8]-- Eat less meat and dairy: official recipe to help health of consumers – and the planet Shrinking of food and drink industry likely, says report By Felicity Lawrence The Guardian, Friday 11 December 2009 [Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]

That dairy produce comment does not include cheese because it lacks carbohydrates.

Really? [ Partial credit allowed for dairy products as they were clumped together to disguise the facts.] The facts seem to indicate otherwise:

“Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides, (especially oligosaccharides such as inulin).). Those foods include beans, lentils, dairy products, onions, garlic, scallions, leeks, turnips, rutabagas, radishes, sweet potatoes, potatoes, cashews, Jerusalem artichokes, oats, wheat, and yeast in breads. Cauliflower, broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts and other cruciferous vegetables that belong to the genus Brassica are commonly reputed to not only increase flatulence, but to increase the pungency of the flatus.”[9] Rice is a notable exception in this carbohydrate class as it does not produce gas.[10] Humans discharge on average approximately 600 ml in roughly 13-14 passages. [Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]

“"As a group, vegetarians produce more gas than meat-eaters because the intestinal enzymes can't digest the cellulose in vegetables' cell walls. However, the colon's bacteria relish the stuff. The outcome: When a group of young men, in the service of science, feasted on a diet rich in pork and beans, their flatus elimination increased from 15 ml to 176 ml per hour!"[11]-- The Facts About Flatulence by Margaret C. McDonald. Nov/19/1990[Emphasis is mine in all quotes.] [It must have been the beans. E.d.]

Back of the envelope calculation:

[That is about 20 mL per hour/22,400 mL/mole at STP  x 24 hours/day  x 4 billion people and 365 days per year x 16 grams/mole methane = 5.01E+11 grams or 501,000 metric tons @ 28$/ metric ton = 14 million dollars x methane/CO2 factor of 23 = 322 million dollars from  just eating the wrong foods.] Of course this builds up and stays around so in 100 years we will have the equivalent of 32 billion dollars in credits.  At a bit higher tax it works out to some 320 billion to 3 trillion dollars. We could save the planet by just not eating veggies or jogging. Let’s tax veggies to, say, $3 per pound and save the planet.

Vigorous exercise such as the ‘runner’s trots’ may produce excess flatulence.[12] Flatulogenics[13] are certain foods that produce flatus and are ranked in this order in severity: beans, bran, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower and onions.[14] Some people produce tremendous amount of such gases apparently at will.[15] This latter comment must apply to liberals.

A review of this interesting topic seems to reveal that vegetables are a major source of such toxic pollutants and is caused by diet but exercise appears only to moderate the symptoms and the rate of release and your neighbor’s comfort preferences, in some cases, but not all, but not reduce the total concentration of CO2 and CH4 excreted. As such, we must recommend that vegetables be outlawed or severely taxed and only rice allowed being unregulated. Meats and other proteins apparently do not threaten our atmosphere with global warming so they may be eaten habitually although the cattle may need to be bagged to trap such gases and we can use that energy source to heat our swimming pools. Avoidance of whole grains and such is urged by authorities at Salon.com where the Old German word Pumpernickel translates as “goblin that breaks wind."[16] This is perhaps Salon’s finest contribution to human knowledge and communication although other sources call this "devil's f**t".[17]

So, the next time you must hang around where vegans, liberals and other political parasites are eating poached broccoli and popping beans just take a sniff and realize what the problem is.  Those places who are selling ‘organic’ foods and multi grain breads and other nasty, camel-plot looking items are for liberals only since the gaseous output will only match their sour outlook on life while threatening the planet.

When you get a chance, educate a liberal on the causes of Global Warming, their criminal role in this sordid process and why they stink and offend others who are near by with their toxic effluviums. They will appreciate your attempt to save the planet. But don’t suggest they switch to meat!! Convince them to recycle food that is now methane and carbon dioxide free and we can save the planet.

They are mentally ill so be gentle with the news.

rycK

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Obama’s Phony Nobel Peace Prize and the Role of International Leftist Politics.

Abstract: Obama is a loser and accepts the Loser’s Award from losers. He has not performed as the pliant puppet the Swedes hoped for as they bestowed this phony prize upon his as they have done for many other leftist war mongers, liars and worse. Obama brushes perilously close to the facts when he states that Hitler and others could not be stopped by diplomacy. The dirty guns dealing Swedes expected more from him and are sorely disappointed.

Politics is always morally contaminated and made worse by the quest for power and that may take many forms. Power is attained in many ways and, today, we investigate the power of ideology and its ability to influence others in negative ways. The phony Noble Prize is simply a far left political tool and it has again been aimed at the US.  Alfred Nobel’s dirty money is again wasted.

As a background for the famous Noble Prizes and especially those of the ‘peace’ variety we need to look into the very basis of this award. The prize was established by Alfred Nobel[1] who made hundreds of millions selling explosives that killed millions of people and for this he was apparently ashamed and set up some trust to offer prizes to those who would pursue certain virtues and accomplishments that he thought worthy. He killed enough of humanity to leave behind in a poorly worded trust document some $250,000,000 dollars by 1896 standards. That would be many billions now. He was apparently shamed into this when his untimely obituary was published in a French newspaper that read, in part: "Dr. Alfred Nobel, who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster than ever before, died yesterday."

Such ‘shame,’ if it actually existed, is now entirely absent as witnessed by the selections for the ‘peace’ prize in modern years. Many of the ‘peaceful’ were howling war mongers or radical revolutionaries. The peace prizes selections are particularly interesting [actually revolting] and reflect the composition of the Swedish and Norwegians leftist mentalities as they chose such people as: Albert Gore Jr., Jimmy Carter Jr., Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, Yitzhak Rabin, Nelson Mandela, Fredrik Willem De Klerk, Rigoberta Menchu Tum, Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev, Mohamed Anwar Al-Sadat, Menachem Begin, Henry A. Kissinger, Le Duc Tho, Albert John Lutuli, Woodrow Wilson and now Barrack Obama. That is a slimy bunch.

This is a most curious list as it includes many war mongers, criminals, liars, diplomatic butterflies, Marxist revolutionaries and their sympathizers and several self-anointed geopolitical puppet masters such as Woodrow Wilson who snarled ethnic boundaries after the Great War according to his sophomoric nostrums and set the stage for World War II and 30 million more deaths. I am surprised to see Che Guevara and Pol Pot absent from this list. The prize to Jimmy Carter was gleefully advertised as an affront to the US following customary churlish Swedish mantras. The list is indicative of a group that is almost totally leftist oriented in their politics and use war to attain ‘peace’ only if they war against the right wing. This attitude betrays a strict political vector directed against capitalism and the Americans and their allies. As such, this prize is purely a predisposed accolade offered in the ongoing war against capitalism by the politically stilted Swedes and their drooling lackeys in Norway.

Obama sums up his position on force:

"A nonviolent movement could not have halted Hitler's armies. Negotiations cannot convince al-Qaida's leaders to lay down their arms," Obama said. "To say that force is sometimes necessary is not a call to cynicism, it is a recognition of history."[2]-- Obama defends US wars as he accepts peace prize By Ben Feller Dec 10,2009

and:

"The belief that peace is desirable is rarely enough to achieve it," he said.

This is a true statement that is demonstrated by the apparent peace in Europe only after two world wars and 100,000,000 dead bodies were left to rot in the rubble of war. The Islamo-Fascists may change this very soon as the Europeans are outwardly helpless to prevent hundreds of cars being torched in their cities as indicated by  no timely response from their governments while noisy imams, who are on welfare, are preaching the end of their society by the sword of Sharia.[3] The cowardly Spanish infidels run and hide from a single bombing and grovel and obsequiously beg the terrorists for peace. Peace is war conducted by non violent means and only exists after the strong dominate the weak and halt the bombings and killings. Absolute peace, some catatonic nostrum conjured up by the Swedes and others is not what it seems to be. In my earlier days in the Viet Nam war I did get to witness Swedish merchant ships steaming in and out of Hai Phong harbor and they were steaming  heavy in the water but ‘riding high’ showing their ‘red lead’ as they steamed out.[4] This indicated maritime trade conducted in only one direction. I wonder what those ships were loaded with.  Candy? Olof Palme criticized the US involvement in View Nam and praised the PLO and Cuba thus identifying him as a simple stooge and puppet of the left. [5] Many think he was shot for reneging on a missile deal with the Iranians. Years later I was in Stockholm and met a local writer who worked for the Swedish News and this person told me that the international news content was filtered and supplied by the Chinese News Service during the VN years. Yo!! They let the Chinese dictate their news?![6] Yes they did.

Palme’s psychotic tirades against the US resulted in our recalling our ambassadors twice.[7] He was thrilled to protest against us with leaders of North Viet Nam [Nguyen Tho Chan] in Stockholm thus betraying his ‘neutrality’ in international matters.[8] His assassin is still unidentified although the Red Army Faction (RAF) of the Baader-Meinhof Group of Germany claimed responsibility. The most logical theory is that he cheated the Iraqis out of a secret pre-paid missile deal with Swedish arms manufacturer Bofors that threw Palme into a rage and he was silenced or maybe punished for orchestrating this deal termination.[9] Thus, and most ironically, he might have been a victim of the Swedish dirty gun business, their phony neutrality stance and the typical political sleaze that characterized Sweden for 150 years and even up to today. He was little more than a drooling stooge for the left but he is succeeded by others struck from his dank mold that now stagger on the international stages honking songs of leftist hokum inspired from soiled copies of his clichés.

President Obama has now failed the Swedes as he has failed the liberals in the US as he should have summarily ended the wars in the Middle East while also freeing a million or so of his brothers from political bondage in the US prison systems. These two failures are added to a long list of other failures he is having with the economy, jobs and EcoNazism. [10]No wonder his ratings are now below 50% and descending. He is an utter failure. He continues to find a solution to our economic mess by wild spending and thus adds even more massive debt to the very reason that got us here: debt and deflation.[11]

He is a disgrace and worse, but those are acceptable and praiseworthy liberal traits[12] referring to Obama’s associations with Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers and others make him an ideological racist[13][14], a liar[15] and a Marxian advocate or a simple stooge[16] and we voted him in.

rycK

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