Posted by
rycK on Monday, October 19, 2009 2:05:47 PM
A. Goebbels Dunn and Finger Bang Rhamba [The Ballerina] Lead the
Ministry of Propaganda for Obama.
Every political
organization requires that its members be given proper instruction in the
particular set of political beliefs that materialize the foundation of the
political goals of that party. It is necessary to herd the mindless into
compartments and to corral the restless in political parties particularly if
certain members stray from the narrow party line and unwittingly commit political
violence to the movement. As such, history has give us a wide array of propaganda chiefs and hallowed soothsayers to
peruse for ideas and personality comparisons that have stood in the Forum or
one some potato crate and successfully preached the hallowed lines of their party
preambles. Their job is the keep the cage doors shut. The Obama Administration
is struggling with this mandate even now.
Hitler probably had
the most talented propaganda minister of all time as he was pure and precise
when he dealt with party matters and that was Doctor Paul Joseph Goebbels. Others
were star-struck advocates of Soviet Propaganda such as the French novelist and
devoted Communist Henri Barbusse. But, only when the media was fully launched
on television did dedicated propagandists like Noam Chomsky, Walter Cronkite
and Dan Rather excel and gather their deserved
acclaim from the drooling left. Modern day apologists such as Paul Krugman,
Frank Rich,
Cornel West, the late Susan Sontag, Noam Chomsky
and others with lesser wit and even fewer cognitive skill points translate the
lust and hatred for entrepreneurial power and financial success into convenient
social ‘equality’ elements that propose crude excuses to grab power and exclude
capitalists wherever possible. All they have is the tax money of honest
citizens. Chomsky, like Walter Duranty, tried to apologize for the Khmer Rouge
massacres of probably a million Cambodians with mindless hokum that still
inspired the far left even when it was devoid of substance. There exists a expansive
and noisy carnival of apologists who are willing to place Obama’s image in
halls of greatness despite any notable successes other than winning a phony
Noble Prize for ‘Peace.’
Anita Dunn, the bizarre
White House Communications Director, gives us a performance that approaches but does not match
that of Dr. Goebbels. She has a touching but rambling
oratory style probably derived from a confluence of some mediocre cognitive norms,
a little attention deficit disorder and some defective genes from some inbreeding,
but she can grapple in public with the rudimentary essentials of her self-directed
and scripted beliefs. However, she cannot serve president Obama with the
apposite image of a revered Reichsminister of Propaganda
because she mumbles and apes the persona of a buffoon in public. She would be better
matched with Joe Biden [Plugs the Buffoon] in some official
governmental capacity such as the Czar of the Ministry of Hilarious Historical
Redactions as they have much in common. They could be CoBozos in concert. Biden, whose buffoonery is
established in the record beyond any serious doubt, gives us a certain throttle
setting for facts in a humorous but non threatening manner. He truly is as dumb
as a box of rocks. She clumsily chucks out the party message in a disjointed
way (estruso in piccole goccioline) such as this example where she is apparently coupling political
and religions personages in some kind of conundrum like this:
“The third lesson, and tip actually come from
two of my favorite political philosophers: Mao Tse Tung and Mother Theresa. Not
often coupled with each other!”
We don’t couple
gasoline margaritas with pumpkin pie very often either. Nobody remembers her
first two lessons after this moment. This must be some new form of communications.
With comments like:
“You fight your war and I’ll fight mine”
we can wonder if she is a ‘player’ in the narrowly-defined left-liberal-Neo Marxist-Ideological Racist-Fascist game or just a loose canon. How about
if somebody said: “I’ll pay my taxes and you pay yours?” or “I am coming over
to roost your chickens?” Some of us can communicate too.
But, when paired
with Rahm Emanuel Barack Obama's self-styled
and swashbuckling Chief of Staff ["(Republicans) can go f--- themselves!"] we can envisage a dynamic duo that could actually structure a
proper Kristallnacht for their political enemies. Like Goebbels, Rahm has suffered
through a torturous career punctuated with numerous misadventures that may have
already culminated with his famous mediaeval joust with a defiant meat slicer
at Arby’swhere he deftly sawed off part of his
bird fingerand then loitered defiantly in some
pond until the rest of it rotted off. He advanced to bigger games when he
mailed a dead fish to political enemy with a Hollywood flair probably derived from the Luca
Brasi episode in the God Father and became known as Dead Fish Immanuel ever after.
Rahm carries the typical genetic protosimian lack of remorse and jungle-level
judgment necessary to lead an effort to best the earlier Kristallnacht performance at Fox News if his remaining fingers hold out.
But, we cannot
treat president Obama too critically given the salient observation that he has
to work with what he has and that is not much in intellectual terms after some
considered respect granted to George Bush and his Idiot Father. His staff looks
much like they just staggered out of various drug rehabilitation facilities and
accidentally converged at some esteemed Democratic Party think tank meeting and
were instantly acclaimed as prophets and sages for with weight and force of the
spittle spray associated with their incoherent babble. More fitting for Obama’s
future success would be if they were required to wear funny hats and honk
kazoos before turning corners in the White House. They could also spend a lot
of time involved in EcoNazism by enforcing the Sheryl Crow Rules for
single sheets of toilet paper in the West Wing. Those efforts would reduce the carbon
footprint of the White House and save the oceans from boiling.
We remain
astonished at the gaping void of intellect and prowess in the Obama
Administration and wonder what this will turn into. With massive problems in
our society and financial networks it is difficult, at least for me, to wonder
how A. Goebbels Dunn can be an asset to ‘communications’ anywhere in North America
let alone the White House. But, stranger
people have haunted the White House for periods of time. I am sure they will
become stranger with time. It could have been worse: Obama could have culled
them all from California.
rycK
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“He studied ballet in high school
and was offered a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet, but went to Sarah Lawrence College instead, where he earned a
bachelor's degree. He has a master's degree in speech from Northwestern University. As a teenager, he severed his
right middle finger slicing meat at Arby's and went swimming in Lake Michigan before getting stitches. After
the wound became severely infected, Emanuel had the top of his finger amputated
and spent six weeks recovering. http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1856965,00.html
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