Posted by
rycK on Friday, October 16, 2009 9:59:07 AM
The Semi-Turbanized Surrender Monkey Grovels in Obsequience and
Dances on our Enemy’s Drums
The approval rating
of our current White House occupant has dropped below 49% as the good citizens
match his promises with his performance and subtract endorsement points as the
economy sickens and more jobs are lost. 49% approve while 45% disapprove of his
conduct. His spurious Nobel Peace Prize has not boosted his stature as
everybody knows that this was a sloppy and embarrassing political gesture
proffered in the Marxian manner of Olof Palme and duly
consecrated by the Stooges of Norway, supplicants to dirty gun deals, Marxism
and now Islam. He is a lightweight and
now uses White House influence to peddle his leftist themes to his wanton and
tax-hungry constituents. It seems that the NEA is ‘redefined’ from its
questionable origin in “art” now as some form of “service.” Apparently we are to celebrate the
‘art’ of people like Andres Serrano and Robert Mapplethorpe along with the more
progressive Karen Finley.
These
efforts are disgusting to the unenlightened but, still, they seem to lend some
much needed ambience to the image of the leftist-dominated Party of Democrats
as they can readily identify with bull whips, jars of yellow liquids and
animated scenes featuring smeared chocolate sauce on hot palpating bodies,
visions that must refresh our concepts of what life in Chicago and New Orleans
must be like. After all, they have the vote too and sorely need public
assistance. Speculating on predictions
for the future displays of ‘culture’ from the White House, we might recall
Michelle’s inaugural dress with its broad black background and two bright red
blotches on the front. Perhaps this is a ritualistic or ethnic costume and
might be a public advertisement of the significance of Santeria. What could really considered immoral about snorting crack in the Map Room
anyway or renting hot sheets by the quarter hour in the Lincoln Bedroom as
Slick Willie had done for fun and profit. We need to be more accepting of the current
and blossoming third world influences in our White House that is turning toward
a shade of burnt umber and might even fade to black in the eyes of the cynics. I am being slowly converted. But, this
is all so very progressive and our revulsion of some of the liberal’s antics
and obscene gestures merely publicly showcase our intolerance for diversity and
accentuates the need to spend more and more tax monies on the reeducation of
the Neanderthal conservative masses and my case in particular. With enough drugs, degeneracy can become
desire and desire can turn into votes and votes can turn into entitlements.
California [I am a 5th generation!] can
show us the way to social nirvana and splendor if they can raises taxes high
enough.
As the White House
official turban tilts toward the Middle East in awe, our hero now wants to conjure
some more j0bs for the good citizens. He may
be quoted as saying that “…his
administration is going to keep going until every single American in this
country who's looking for work is going to be able to get the kind of
well-paying job that supports their families." Well, maybe not
nuclear families. Why not just employ everybody in the government? We can use
more bull whip blessors and wandering mariachi-like freak shows that celebrate
certain acts [acts improperly frowned upon by the right wingers] to round out
our society and provide some much needed ethnic and cultural balance as long as
we don’t display the American flag or ring church bells. I think we need to be educated by being
exposed to persons like the new and trendy French leather-clad glamazons. Allowing the drug crowd and the Santeria priests to
administer national health care with their special talents and tender concern
for humanity might just bring in huge tax revenues from the old white folk who
cling bitterly to their 401(k)s. What need has a progressive society for the
old stogy bigots anyway? Social Security needs immediate funding and a 100%
inheritance tax and some opportune health care rationing would refresh this
noble socialist maw at least for a while and we can simply justify this tax as
reparations.
As for our ‘relations’
in Iraq and Afghanistan there is no reason why we can’t just surrender and dump
half our military onto the growing unemployment rolls and spend those nasty militaristic
dollars on the ‘poor’ and make Code Pink and the Islamo-Fascists happy and
content with our reformed new stance. Obama has shown us the way to peace and
fairness so far and we can expect more redistribution of wealth in our society
to redress the sins of the past. There is no limit to how much money he can
print as we have ample forests. We can all be rich! To
be more friendly with our neighbors there is no reason for a border between the
US and Mexico and think of all the fun we can have dancing in the streets and
sitting on bales of marijuana and celebrating Cinco De Mayo with fashionable
drug dealers and other NEA celebrities! We can designate the 5th of
each month as Obama Day and party until the rehab facilities and mattresses can
take no more and probe the splendors of the California life style.
I want Obama to
surrender to our enemies and print more money and build another Great Society. I
want Obama to convert my 401(k) into an instrument of peace and humanity so I
can go
homein peace.
I am going to rush out and buy a turban. My favorite color is
orange also.
rycK
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