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The Semi-Turbanized Surrender Monkey Grovels in Obsequience and Dances on our Enemy’s Drums

The Semi-Turbanized Surrender Monkey Grovels in Obsequience and Dances on our Enemy’s Drums

 

The approval rating of our current White House occupant has dropped below 49% as the good citizens match his promises with his performance and subtract endorsement points as the economy sickens and more jobs are lost. 49% approve while 45% disapprove of his conduct. [1]His spurious Nobel Peace Prize[2] has not boosted his stature as everybody knows that this was a sloppy and embarrassing political gesture proffered in the Marxian manner of Olof Palme[3] and duly consecrated by the Stooges of Norway, supplicants to dirty gun deals, Marxism and now Islam.  He is a lightweight and now uses White House influence to peddle his leftist themes to his wanton and tax-hungry constituents. It seems that the NEA is ‘redefined’ from its questionable origin in “art” now as some form of “service.”[4] Apparently we are to celebrate the ‘art’ of people like Andres Serrano and Robert Mapplethorpe along with the more progressive Karen Finley.[5]

 

These efforts are disgusting to the unenlightened but, still, they seem to lend some much needed ambience to the image of the leftist-dominated Party of Democrats as they can readily identify with bull whips, jars of yellow liquids and animated scenes featuring smeared chocolate sauce on hot palpating bodies, visions that must refresh our concepts of what life in Chicago and New Orleans must be like. After all, they have the vote too and sorely need public assistance.  Speculating on predictions for the future displays of ‘culture’ from the White House, we might recall Michelle’s inaugural dress with its broad black background and two bright red blotches on the front. Perhaps this is a ritualistic or ethnic costume and might be a public advertisement of the significance of Santeria.[6] What could really considered  immoral about snorting crack in the Map Room anyway or renting hot sheets by the quarter hour in the Lincoln Bedroom as Slick Willie had done for fun and profit. We need to be more accepting of the current and blossoming third world influences in our White House that is turning toward a shade of burnt umber and might even fade to black in the eyes of the cynics. I am being slowly converted. But, this is all so very progressive and our revulsion of some of the liberal’s antics and obscene gestures merely publicly showcase our intolerance for diversity and accentuates the need to spend more and more tax monies on the reeducation of the Neanderthal conservative masses and my case in particular. With enough drugs, degeneracy can become desire and desire can turn into votes and votes can turn into entitlements. California[7] [I am a 5th generation!] can show us the way to social nirvana and splendor if they can raises taxes high enough.

 

As the White House official turban tilts toward the Middle East in awe, our hero now wants to conjure some more j0bs for the good citizens. He may be quoted as saying that “…his administration is going to keep going until every single American in this country who's looking for work is going to be able to get the kind of well-paying job that supports their families."[8] Well, maybe not nuclear families. Why not just employ everybody in the government? We can use more bull whip blessors and wandering mariachi-like freak shows that celebrate certain acts [acts improperly frowned upon by the right wingers] to round out our society and provide some much needed ethnic and cultural balance as long as we don’t display the American flag or ring church bells.  I think we need to be educated by being exposed to persons like the new and trendy French leather-clad glamazons.[9] Allowing the drug crowd and the Santeria priests to administer national health care with their special talents and tender concern for humanity might just bring in huge tax revenues from the old white folk who cling bitterly to their 401(k)s. What need has a progressive society for the old stogy bigots anyway? Social Security needs immediate funding and a 100% inheritance tax and some opportune health care rationing would refresh this noble socialist maw at least for a while and we can simply justify this tax as reparations.[10]

 

As for our ‘relations’ in Iraq and Afghanistan there is no reason why we can’t just surrender and dump half our military onto the growing unemployment rolls and spend those nasty militaristic dollars on the ‘poor’ and make Code Pink and the Islamo-Fascists happy and content with our reformed new stance.  Obama has shown us the way to peace and fairness so far and we can expect more redistribution of wealth in our society to redress the sins of the past. There is no limit to how much money he can print[11] as we have ample forests. We can all be rich! To be more friendly with our neighbors there is no reason for a border between the US and Mexico and think of all the fun we can have dancing in the streets and sitting on bales of marijuana and celebrating Cinco De Mayo with fashionable drug dealers and other NEA celebrities! We can designate the 5th of each month as Obama Day and party until the rehab facilities and mattresses can take no more and probe the splendors of the California life style.

 

I want Obama to surrender to our enemies and print more money and build another Great Society. I want Obama to convert my 401(k) into an instrument of peace and humanity so I can go home[12]in peace.

 

I am going to rush out and buy a turban. My favorite color is orange also.

 

rycK

 

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[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olof_Palme#Policies

[12] Soylent Green is a 1973 dystopian science fiction movie depicting a future in which the greenhouse gas effect results in severe damage to the environment. This leads to widespread unemployment and poverty. Real fruit, vegetables, and meat are rare, commodities are expensive, and much of the population survives on processed food rations, including "soylent green" wafersUnable to live with what he has uncovered, In the movie Roth opts for euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

 

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