Posted by
rycK on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 11:35:47 AM
The Old Red Lady of the Old Gray
Lady Comments on Losers: Clinton and Kim
Abstract: Maureen Dowd acts as if
she has inside information on what North Korea has received or is
owed for this recent generous act of getting rid of two political thorns in Kim’s
backside. Bill Clinton has apparently secured some kind of diplomatic miracle with
Kim despite Hillary’s nasty comments just a few weeks ago. The price for this was a few hours with an
unsmiling Billy? Dowd appears to manufacture or conceal inside information from
the rest of the world in this article. What
was the payment? We need to wait and see what Kim does with his weapons
programs and how he interacts with his neighbors in Asia. Bill Clinton deals in
bribes, ideological racism and raw sex—none of which might interest Kim in
either his present condition or his past. Dowd blows bubbles into the wind this
time.
We are
always entertained by the scribblings that appear like truck-stop restroom hieroglyphics
in the NYT—aka the Walter Duranty Papers--
as they attempt to ‘form public opinion.’ Or, as they heap the pyres with
synthetic praise for the antics of their far left benefactors--their
ideological partners in Congress—by endorsing new and sweeping changes that
ultimately lead to socialism, inflation, debt and the loss of our
Constitutional Rights. In a previous
screed
she savagely
bit into the image of Sarah Palin and demonstrated how much venom she can
extrude in one episode on her keyboard. She mellows today.
But, today,
we are treated to an unusual critical
analysis of the magical works of Bill Clinton and his little stage puppet in
North Korea by the Old Red Lady of the Old Gray Lady
[Dah Dowdy
Dowd]. Aside:
[Does Maureen cook her hair
in the microwave??
Where does that color come from? As a chemist, I know that some chemicals that color
can eat through glass, flesh and concrete.
Oh well, some mysteries of the universe are too frightening to understand in
detail.]
Dowd is no fan of Slick Willie as she
was one of the first of the far left to dump on him in his first term. She called Hillary “Godzilla” and Obama was
“Obambi.” Maureen
has certain journalistic freedoms that are unusual and praiseworthy in the
halls of the New
York Times. Unlike others who whose intellectual sandals are mired
in congealed leftist drool, or other bodily emissions, she stands above and
apart from pedestrian-grade chum-chuckers
like Frank-the
Crank
or the protosimian racist Herbertor
even the Babbling
Brooks, an imaginary token of the right.
Today she exercises her wide literary freedom and resumes her legendary attack
on Clintoonery.
Launching off with spite and
venom:
“When I look at the incorrigible Kim Jong-il,
an insult hurled by the incomparable Billy Wilder comes to mind… Wilder
announced: “That man should go hang himself from a bonsai tree.”
The diminutive North Korean leader
has been known to use lifts in his shoes. This time, he demanded some special
stature in the form of a diplomatic cameo by our top diplomat’s husband.”--Let the Big Dog Run By Maureen
Dowd Op-Ed Columnist Published: August 4, 2009 [Emphasis is mine in
all quotes unless specifically indicated as in the original.]
Some in her camp would automatically
praise Kim as they did Pol Pot and Fidel Castro, but times change.
“The price set by Kim for releasing the two
captured American journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, was a few hours basking
in the presence of the ex-president who most wanted to visit North Korea. Bill Clinton was willing to bow but not scrape.”-- By Maureen Dowd August
4, 2009
Really?
With some
literary license our Old Red Lady seems to be in receipt of information
unavailable to the rest of us. Billy had time for several North
Korean-instigated sexual escapades in the weeks of preparation time before this
circus performance and we can only guess that he has more favors coming from
the hapless Kim. But, maybe Maureen has a spy inside Bill’s group of groupies.
“It was a moment unique in the annals[sic]
of diplomacy. Bill was being hailed as a dazzling statesman [sans cigar this time we think ed] who might have changed the stormy weather
between the U.S. and North Korea, just as Hillary was beginning an 11-day trip
to Africa designed to highlight the subjects she most cares about: do-gooder
development and women’s issues.”-- By Maureen Dowd August
4, 2009
Is Kim
that frantic? Billy has been bought for very little such as a small sack of
soiled bills at Tea Time in the White House. We can only wonder what Kim has
offered him.
Spite:
“It’s fun to speculate whether Bill and Kim
discussed the exchange
of insults with Hillary. (North Korea issued a jibe back that Hillary was “a funny lady” and that
“sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going
shopping.”-- By Maureen
Dowd August 4, 2009
Well, give us your speculations!
You usually do. Oh! Next paragraph.
“Bill Clinton will bring back valuable
information [??] about Kim’s mental
and physical health. If we’d had that sort of information about the snubbed
Saddam, we would have known that he was in his own spiral of doom, trying to bluff his neighbors, with no need for our shock
and awe.
Hillary and President Obama look bigger when they share
the stage with other talented players. And Barack and Bill may have finally
started to put South
Carolina behind
them — without the need for a beer summit photo-op.”-- By Maureen Dowd August
4, 2009
This
hokum sticks to the very walls and prompts us to wonder how this will turn out.
The invasion of Kuwait and the war with Iran were not exactly bluffs, but this paper deals in
revisionism so we must accept this comment. In the Obama political theater we
need for Kim to get back to 6-party talks on his nuclear program in the midst
of this new Era of Leftist Fascism.
Kim needs to offer the world some more lies before he expires and make false
promises that he will allow inspectors to peruse his nuclear weapons programs
again. This will buy his regime time and the opportunity to troll for alms. This
is a very big payment, if it happens, on something else. We can only wonder if
Kim was promised a lot of money, since we are printing tons of the stuff.
The
oblique comment about “South Carolina” and “need for a beer
summit” just stokes the fires of racism so essential to the future of the Obama
and the NYT. The notion that Bill can be compensated for
his wife’s presidential campaign loss and personal loss of $11 million dollars
and the waste of $250,000,000 dollars of loyal leftist contributions with some
photos with the fragile Kim is a joke.
The notion that Obama can forget the overt racism Bill displayed for
this gesture in South Carolina is a bigger joke.
Kim is too smart to just give up two wandering fruit loops who stooge for Al Gore for just a mere
photo-op and some
kimchi at a dinner with Billy. He will get much
more for this little intermezzo or we have to lower our expectations of Kim. We
can only wonder what it will be but the Obama Reverence for Marxism has to be
considered.
And a final question
here: Who is the Big Dog in this piece? Kim or Clinton??
rycK [a 5th generation Californian
in exile]
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