Posted by
rycK on Monday, July 06, 2009 7:54:40 AM
The Old Red Lady of the Old Gray
Lady Howls at the Moon. Palin has Rattled Her Cage Door.
Abstract: Maureen Dowd flies into
an incoherent rant and attacks Governor Sarah Palin for stepping down from her
job but offers us no substance as a basis for her journalistic abuse. Dowd
twists every word and theme in the Palin announcement but omits any reference
to the central message about a ‘higher calling.’ The lack of an explanation
about her future has infuriated the sordid left and their journalistic bowl scrubbers
at the Times, Huffington Post and other shin plasters. Palin has changed her
plans and now the frantic left grunt and grab for a defense against her new but
unknown and dangerous intentions. The kind of journalistic know-how used here
is best left in the cuspidors of shabby taverns of the lower East Side of New
York and out of sight.
We are
always entertained by the writings that appear in the NYT—aka the Walter Duranty Papers--
as they attempt to ‘form public opinion’ or merely justify the antics of their far left benefactors--their ideological
partners in Congress-- by suggesting new and sweeping changes that ultimately
lead to socialism, inflation, debt and the
loss of our Constitutional
Rights. This has been the mission of
this tome for many decades so we need not bother to search any of their written
works for a trace of any substance that might conflict with their sacred, to
them, mission.
Today, we
are treated to a mega dose of unbridled and unsanitary vengeance heaped upon the
governor of Alaska from the Old Red Lady,
of the Old Gray Lady
[Dah Dowdy
Dowd today].
Does Maureen cook her hair
in the microwave??
Where does that color come from? As a chemist, I know that some chemicals that color
can eat through glass.
We recognize
that ‘the people have a right to know’
all the sordid details of politicians and that our beloved newspaper in the
city will shower us with such knowledge commingled with bits of truth as is necessary to make their point as far
as the right is concerned. Nary do we read much about the miscreants and social
failures of the left. Richard Cheney can be dragged through the literary
latrines with his face down but monsters like Ted Kennedy, John Kerry and Good
Time Charlie Rangel get as light a treatment as possible in the NYT and associated rags.
This is
expected and is all part of the game so we wonder what Sarah Palin has said
that requires her to brace herself for an onslaught from Old Red Lady. There must be some substance, some new dirt
since Maureen
scoured the dumpsters in the little town of Wasilla on a personal digging mission
during the race last summer and found something, or held it back. She must have
kept some of this find secret as now she unleashes a thunderbolt against Palin
with gusto and dynamism and a few toasts of vinegar.
Let the unmasking of Sara Palin
begin!!!
“Sarah Palin showed on Friday that in one
respect at least, she is qualified to be president.
Caribou Barbie is one nutty puppy.”-- Now, Sarah’s Folly By Maureen Dowd Op-Ed Columnist Published: July
4, 2009 [Emphasis is mine in all quotes unless specifically
indicated as in the original.]
That is almost enough for me! But,
give me the dirt!
“Usually we don’t find that exquisite
battiness in our leaders until they’ve been battered by sordid scandals like
Watergate (Nixon), gnawing problems like Vietnam (L.B.J.), or scary threats like biological terrorism (Cheney).”-- Maureen Dowd
Oh, you
left out the Clintons, The Kennedy Klan in all their whiskey-soaked grogginess’.
But, we have to expect a bit of bias before the hammer comes down from on high
in the NYT on Caribou Barbie. Here we may have an example of sectional cryptomisoxeny.
Now, we
read a survey of various prattles and snicks that have described others in
politics, but no mention of direct evidence
against Sarah?? Gee. We did get some third or fourth hand rumors of diagnostics
about ‘narcissistic personality disorder’ that
was attributed to her months ago. Can we rule out Michael Jackson, John Kerry,
Billy the Bimbo Banger Clinton or maybe Pee Wee Herman as having narcissistic personality disorders?
“As Alaskans settled in to enjoy holiday
salmon bakes and the post-solstice thaw, their governor had a solipsistic
meltdown so strange it made Sparky Sanford look like a model
of stability.”-- Maureen Dowd
Here it is!! We are waiting!!
“What looked like a secret wedding turned out to be a public
unraveling as the G.O.P. implosion continued: Sarah wanted everyone to know
that she’s not having fun and people are being mean to her and she doesn’t feel
like finishing her first term as governor.”-- Maureen Dowd
Did she
say that?? Gee, I missed that part. Maybe Fox News edited that out for clarity.
“Palin’s speech is classic casuistry.”-- Maureen Dowd
On the
off chance that Maureen
knew what this word meant before feverously ransacking her thesaurus, we can
wonder just what part of her speech produces this conclusion. Maybe this essay
is confined to many things that Palin
did not say.
Upon announcing her stepping down from
the very popular governorship of her state we find this transliteration:
“Why “milk it,” as she put it, when you can quit
it? “Only dead fish go with the flow,” she said, while cold fish can blow out
of town.”-- Maureen Dowd transliterates Sarah Palin.
“The maverick must run free when greener pastures beckon.
The musher must jump out of the dogsled when warmer climes call. As Palin’s
spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton, says, “The world is literally her oyster.”-- Maureen Dowd mangles
the message of Sarah Palin.
We
haven’t seen this much excitement in a commentator since something slithered up
Chris Matthew’s
leg
as he mind-melded with something lurking in the mists
while watching Obama give his Philadelphia
Speech sticking up for the rabid racist Jeremiah Wright. She is on a wild rant;
we wonder why. Matthews, much like Dowd, must have hit his orgasmic perigee; the only
oyster Chris has left is to follow Dan Rather to Ratherdom.
“But just remember, beloved Alaska, it’s all about you.”--Maureen Dowd mangles the message of Sarah
Palin.
The interesting observation about this unsystematic
dart toss is that it has no basis in truth. It seems that every comment has
been twisted in some toxic fit of fringe journalism based on Freud or what many
thing Freud should have said. It is a sour screed and is appropriately equivalent to spitting
onto the crowd from some 5th floor balcony. There is no substance or
analysis here, but there is a wholly artificial and cynical slant on the future
designs of this potential national political candidate. The central message
from Sarah was about her as yet undefined ‘higher calling,’ which nobody can decipher as yet. Sarah has something in mind and media hacklettes like Katie Couric and now The Old Red Lady are attacking people
in full passion and abhorrence. They must fear Sarah very much because if she was a minor player she wouldn’t make
page 18 of what is left of the Old Gray
Lady. Katie needs to wash her hair and Maureen needs to have somebody wash her mind. These two look like they
are heading down Dan Rather’s pathway to oblivion. Maybe their jobs are in
jeopardy. Dan’s is finished because of his sleaze.
rycK [a 5th generation Californian
in exile]
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