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New Year’s Award for the Most Repulsive Leftist Reptile of 2008 I

New Year’s Award for the Most Repulsive Leftist Reptile of 2008 I

 I think it is time to give the libroolery[1] their dew and offer some kind of prize for their fine work in degrading our society during 2008. I have two in mind, but can add others if suitable candidates are nominated for the prize and a fashionable critique are supplied for addition to this to this blog.

 For the first candidate, I nominate that wonderful person from Taxachusetts  the honorless  organic entity Barney Frank--actually Barnett "Barney" Frank (b. March 31, 1940) --who is an American politician in the United States House representing Massachusetts's 4th congressional district since 1981[2]].  Barney has the unique qualifications for the prize because anybody who watches his person [or whatever that mass might be] on TV must be either blind or stoned on crack to not be utterly revolted by his awful offal oratory and mindless posturing.

 His politically bent and offensive personal attributes are not much above average for the typical dedicated liberal as we have Barbara Streisand and Nancy Pelosi for comparison, but Backside Barney Frank[3] has unique talent.  We can ignore his mindless groping for taxes and some of his other obvious liberal detractables, but what we should base the award on, in my not so humble view, is his communication skills.

 Barney is nominated for the New Year’s Award for the Most Repulsive Leftist Reptile of 2008 because of his award-winning performance as a first-floor bordello fluffer with a magic hole in each cheek. He waddles around the floors of Congress in a tangy fog of iridescent spittle droplets generated by his muttering about ‘affordable housing’ as he wastes trillions of our tax dollars on deadbeats who just happen to vote for Democrats because they are too drug-crazed to work for a living.[4]  

 Barney is truly a gem and deserves a special place in government, like the rusty drain inspector in Sing Sing or the paunchy little NYC Port Authority at the bus station who checks illegal aliens for Chlamydia.

 Give me your votes and comments before Jan 2.

 rycK

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[1] A new word [pl noun meaning a place where liberals can drool with respect.]   09:47 am Pacific Time - Sep 2, 2004  Ann Coulter - Republican Rage & The Liberal Response http://tabletalk.salon.com/webx?13@796.QkE0bWW0khO.8@.773a2dbe/5120

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