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Speaking in the Future Past Perfect Subjunctive Tense: “If Bankruptcy Hits Detroit” and Other Blather from the NYT

Speaking in the Future Past Perfect Subjunctive Tense: “If Bankruptcy Hits Detroit” and Other Blather from the NYT

 The New York Times—aka the Walter Duranty Papers [1]  operates a screed generation station. They have polluted the world  with all-embracing and tortuous display of apologizing for Communism, propping up losers like Al Gore[2], underwriting the phony theater of Global Warming[3] and drooling over the tax behemoth  Carbon Caps[4], advocating the lunacy of  the  Princeling of Wails[5], celebrating AIDS, hiding illegal aliens and mumbling about education. They have no other reason to exist other than to whine and sob and push for more socialism, or worse.  No matter what disaster pops up from hurricanes to venereal disease epidemics the NYT rushes to show that the taxpayer must come to the rescue. Has anybody noticed the NYT is going broke?

 

Purporting to be written in the literary guise of an editorial, we learn that, very predictably, Detroit must be bailed out using massive tax revenue infusions. We read maudlin fluff like this:

 

Congress has given Detroit’s flailing automakers less than two weeks to come up with a restructuring plan that would justify giving them tens of billions of taxpayer dollars and ensure that they have a reasonable path back to profitability. We hope it is a good plan, because the lame-duck Congress does not have a choice.”[6]-- If Bankruptcy Hits Detroit NYT Editorial Published: November 22, 2008 [Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]This link references all quotes in this essay unless otherwise stated.

 

The tune here is called “The Inevitability of Socialism…….yah yah yoodle ..dinky…donkey doodle…gimme yer money…hoot...toot and all taxes to the rescue.”

 

There is no limit to the goodness and mercy that can be had for humanity if we just keep raising taxes and subsidizing failure wherever it occurs in our society. To point out that this verbose wreckage is just an extension of the common leftist tax-whoring[7], tautological precept is to waste our time. The Times will never offer anything else.

 

No choice??

 

Unpalatable as it seems to underwrite the proven record of failure of Detroit’s automakers, Congress must provide sufficient money to shore them up until the Obama administration takes office. Then, the new president and new Congress can decide how to manage either a rescue package with tight strings attached or a bankruptcy process that ensures the fallen companies have a reasonable shot at picking up the pieces.”

 

The translation here is: yes, we know the greedy unions have sucked the life out of this business and will use their massive union dues to continue to bribe politicians and other social parasites to subsidize their greed and poltroonery so they can continue to spread this contagion. Then O’Bozo[8] will bless and cure.

 

Economists Luigi Zingales and Joshua Rauh of the University of Chicago estimated that if General Motors were to collapse, underfunded pension liabilities would cost taxpayers roughly $23 billion.”

 

This sounds like a bargain to me. We should continue to guarantee pensions based on $80 per hour earnings and other wild benefits? What happens when the wages rise to $120 per hour or $200. How big would this bill be in 5 or 10 more years? $100 billion? More?

 

It would still be our choice that the restructuring of blundering auto companies occur in an orderly way and be combined with a national strategy to deliver more fuel-efficient cars. Congress, so far, has failed in its duty to help make that happen. What must be avoided at all costs is for a big car company to spiral into liquidation.

 

These companies must produce sound business plans because the non union plants in the US can expand and cover the production of cars. The notion that we can let the Sierra Club micromanage automobile design is preposterous. Such a plan will have to truncate salaries and benefits to be less than $30 per hour to be competitive.

 

The unions and C.A.F.E. standards have ruined this business so let us put them into Chapter 11 and restructure them and see if they can compete in the market place. I don’t think they have a chance.

 

We quit making TVs, watches, textiles and other products on our soil and our civilization managed to survive so if Detroit no longer makes cars we can probably muddle through.

 

Let the leftists at the Times bawl. They are part of the problem.

 rycK

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[1] In honor of that celebrated Communist stooge and liar and winner of the Pulitzer Prize for the NYT. The color RED is used in my essays in honor of Walter Duranty, a saint, if there could be one, in the Marxist Archives of Honor.

[3] 21,000 Scientists Refute the Phony Global Warming Follies as The Biggest Attempt to Tax The World Has Even Seen. Monday, January 28, 2008 10:46 AM

http://rycksrationalizations.townhall.com/g/c9173a36-97a1-4108-9e7d-cdaa38b28cbf

 

[6] If Bankruptcy Hits Detroit NYT Editorial Published: November 22, 2008 http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/22/opinion/22sat1.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

[Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]This link references all quotes in this essay unless otherwise stated.

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