Posted by
rycK on Friday, October 03, 2008 12:27:52 PM
Puffington Huffs and
Snuffs over Palin: Snake-Eyed Ugly Women Fly to the Obama Rescue
One of
the more animated utensils of the far leftist political wherewithal is Arianna Huffington or The
HuffyPuffer as I like to call
her. She routinely turns the crank on
her old rusty hurdy-gurdy and toots the matching old stale songs for the idiot,
Marxist
left with pieces illustrated by this reference:
She must have spent a week or so on her cliché-ridden screed about the final
conclusions on the Palin Debate last night. The journalistic cluster that drives the
inspiration for her current written work: Huffy plays
the hurdy-gurdy Grinder with other contributors
being cryptically represented by: the Monkey, the wooden nickel[sucker chum] and the Tin Cup. They huddled together to dredge up some
new nasty grams or whatever they can salvage from the yellowing old stack of
left-liberal platitudes. Intellectually,
this is the equivalent of squeezing the script out of your socks. Politically, this is bon bons and crack. In a
fit of rage, The Puffer mounted her broom and enlisted her simpering familiars in a frantic redaction of
history to defend[and reverse] what we all saw lat night : Sarah wiped
the floor with ‘Plugs’
as Mark Levine calls
this old wart Biden who votes for any
socialist spending program that slithers
by. She was gracious enough to spare The Hot Dog from
reliving his gaffs, plagiarism, braggadocio and wild redactions of history. She
showed much tender grace in dealing with the cognitively deficient elites who
stumble around Washington in a marijuana-induced stupor and
make absurd speeches to spend our tax money. We all have to tolerate and toss a few crumbs to
the losers in our society.
The Puffer is always instantly annoyed by the right,
but was outraged by Sarah even before debate started so we can only
wonder who wrote the final copy and filtered out the sputum, bad grammar and
crude invectives that normally besot her written works. Whoever redacts her
screeds missed a few disgusting innuendos, but the applause drowned that out. Sarah
is, obviously, a threat to the Afro-Leninism of
Obama
and his SDS allies in crime. His contempt
for the white middle class was not even mentioned. She is nice.
“I watched the vice presidential debate in a ballroom
at the Four Seasons hotel in Aviara, just north of San Diego, along with a
couple of hundred women attending Fortune's Most Powerful Women Summit --
a receptive audience, you would think, for a debate featuring a woman who might
become the most powerful in the land. ”[9]— VP Debate: McCain's Big Gamble Comes Up
Snake Eyes by Arianna Huffington [Emphasis is mine in all
quotes. This link references all quotes
in this essay unless otherwise noted. ]
A testosterone-free zone we
expect. We can wonder if Angela Davis, Squeaky From or some Code Pink
operatives were there to hop and clap. Where was Hillary?
“The loudest ovation of the night -- at least in that ballroom (granted,
not the most representative-of-America crowd) -- came when Biden said that Dick
Cheney was the most dangerous VP in history.”
Did Puffy and her Puffettes
realize that Richard Cheney is not running in
this election? Here, the stale attempts to divert attention from the salient
fact that Obama
is in bed with slimy, Marxist radical parasites like Bill Ayers
and cannot seem to condemn Iran’ Revolutionary Guards for what they are:
terrorists.
And, Jeremiah
Wright, the New Leader of the Black Liberation Movement was not
mentioned. It is soothing to wallow in hate for leftists but Puffianna knew that even Marxists need limits on the scope of
their propaganda and screeds. Islamo-Fascism has allies in this cluster. What
happened to the $4 gas?
More:
“The only subject on which Palin displayed superior
knowledge was when she corrected Biden on the proper delivery of "Drill,
baby, drill!" Christie Hefner thought Palin's sex-tinged twist on the
chant should be appropriated for a commercial. Perhaps for Viagra”
Isn’t Christie Hefner the Queen of Hustler or
Screw or other example of male immorality? [Yes she is the chairperson and CEO of Playboy
Enterprises.] We can always get an objective political analysis on sexual
innuendos from some crotch magazine peddler. Christie can play the wooden nickel in
this circus nicely as
the price is right: 5 cents a pop.
“Here's how Esther
Dyson put it: "It's pretty clear that Biden spent decades getting ready
for this debate, learning from experience; Palin spent a couple of weeks,
learning from handlers and speech coaches."
Esther Dyson is the Internet’s court jester, we understand, from the info in Huffie’s Puffy Post It helps to have some choreographed follies for the audience where
some clown shakes some rattles, cranks a pair of phosphorescent pasties with digitally-controlled clockwise synchronization and waves
the donkey’s jaw bone at the opposition to the tunes. She can play the Monkey in
this theatre.
We need to read more:
“"The home-spun
homilies have to go," Martha Stewart told me. "And,
oh my god, words do have ending consonants."
Martha must have spent
several months analyzing the low-class homilies in jail for lying to the FBI in
a frantic effort to cover up a stock insider trading scam. Jail birds
frequently emerge from the can with new attitudes. I
wonder how many floors she scrubbed in the prison kitchen. Martha, for her fine
work with her magazine can play the part of the Tin Cup here. Listen for the
tinny sound as the sucker’s dime rings her bell. She is a yodeling member of
the Jail Bird Chorus in this intermezzo.
It is too bad that Cynthia McKinney is running against Obama. She would normally
be an asset in this situation. Where was Barney Frank? Is he really a male?
So, we
can thank Arianna for her entertaining post.
She is a semi-conscious dupe for Marxism since her husband abandoned her for a
better looking guy and can probably appreciate part of this comedy, but her
wandering logic on this topic is fun to read. Roll the dice again Huffy and see if you can roll a 7 once
in a while. It will take more phony votes and some other creative pains to
elect this parasite. The Snake has eyes like yours PuffTime. Get a hood from the hood.
Get Huffied and Puffed!
rycK [a 5th
generation Californian in Exile and safely removed from this mental infection. ]
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