Posted by
rycK on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:31:42 AM
The Old Red Lady of The Old Gray
Lady Harps about Harpies and Barbies and Finds
Nothing in Alaska.
Somehow, Alaska has survived the scrutiny of the
Cheka chum-chuckers from the New York Ties. The Dowdy Dowd--aka The Old Red Lady--The Old Gray Lady
rakes all potential muck pits in forest and glen in a frantic search for the Swift Boat dream
scenario that can fell the Palin half of
the Republican candidacy with one swift wing of the axe. Let us celebrate with her as she exposes
Palin:
“The latest news from Alaska is that the
governor keeps a tanning bed in the Juneau mansion. As The Los Angeles Times pointed out,
when Palin declared May 2007 Skin Cancer Awareness Month in Alaska, the press release
explained that skin cancer was caused by “the sun and from tanning beds.”—
‘Barbies for War!’ By Maureen Dowd Op-Ed Columnist Published: September
16, 2008
“I
sautéed myself in Sarahville last week.”
“A local conservative radio
personality, Eddie Burke, who had lambasted the organizers as “a bunch of
socialist, baby-killing maggots,” was on hand with a sign reading “Alaska is not Frisco.”
Then they need some
more bums and drugs!
“We are one Supreme
Court justice away from overturning Roe v. Wade,” he excitedly told me.”
R. D. Levno, a retired
school principal, flew in from Fairbanks. “She’s a child, inexperienced and simplistic,” she said
of Sarah. “It’s taking us back to junior high school. She’s one of the popular
girls, but one of the mean girls.
She is seductive, but she is invented.”
rycK
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