How Not to Blow the Obama Job in Seven Easy Steps by Arianna Huffington

The wealth of advice for politicians might be documented in a mere billion years if all variants and slants on the issues and personalities of each candidate would be fully examined and trumpeted. This explosion of expertise presumably gives comfort and guidance to politicians who rely on ‘experts’ to guide their wanderings in the political latrines with illuminated offerings. Of course, they have scant time to read the details while they pander for bribes, but that is another story. Today, Arianna Huffington, the Huffer and Puffer of Extremist Politics offers us a road map with signs and alarms to guide her anti-Clinton candidate into the White House.

Here they are and we hope Obama is watching this spectacle unfold in its brilliance:

[1] Load up your Kindle [1]with passages from leaders who were looking to fundamentally change the country and following an inner compass, not the latest focus-group results. Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King would be a good place to start.[2] [Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]

In other words: be a parrot and follow Machiavelli on doing ‘what works.’

[2]  Load up your iPod with passages from your own speeches. They've inspired others; now let them re-ignite the inspirational leader in you.

[3]  Get your campaign to give you a printout of the names of the over 1.5 million people who have donated to your campaign (at an average of $197 each). Give that list a read every day; feel the heft.

Is this like groping? Is this an intellectual hand job?

[4] Tape to your mirror the poll results from July 2004, where Kerry was up by six, and June of 1988, where Dukakis was up by 15... and don't get complacent.[3]

Education by rote.

[5] Go to YouTube and watch the concession speeches of Kerry, Gore, and Hillary Clinton,..

Parrot Parrot in the Mirror!

[6] Don't let the daily petty squabbles of the campaign distract you from the core message that this campaign is not a referendum on John McCain's war record or the level of your patriotism -- but rather on the future of America. Are we a nation driven by hope and promise or a nation driven by fear?

Like the mortgage scandal and Jeremiah Wright’s KKK Amerika speeches.

[7] Heed the old Texas advice of Dandy Don Meredith and Molly Ivins: "You got to dance with them what brung you."

And, that was what? ‘Change?’

Okay! That is great. Thans Huffy.   Now, where is the substance here? We can all quote Aristotle and Macualay and Jefferson and what would that do? Mesmerize the disnimble and cogntive deficient?  The No Blow Danger here is that Obama will be subjected to questions he cannot answer, such as his stance on high taxes on everything, partial birth abortions, high taxes on everything, amnesty for illegal aliens, high taxes on everything, support of Islamo Fasicsts, high taxes on everything, and even higher taxes on everything.

How would Obama pay for all this? Just keep raising taxes? What would Obama do about oil prices in the short, mid and long term? Oh! $4-6 doller per gal gasoline is fine—why the French do it that way! But, where is the ‘altenative’ source of energy we need? A few years out? Really? We can conserve while Castro pumps oil out of the gulf. Sure.

Did you take a bribe on your mortgage from a parasite?[4]

Are you an ideological racist?[5]

Are you an elitist?

Are you a bigot when it c0mes to middle class whites who might have voted for Ronald Reagan? Why did you sit in the pews and howl with Jeremiah Wright for 20 years and then suddenly disown him as you said you would never do.? [6]

Is this taped on your mirror?

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."[7]—Barack Obama off camera in what he thought was a safe environment to express his views.[8]

Huffington huffs hokey stuff here and tells us that you must avoid the issues even when the NYT laments and blames you for not doing so.[9]

Gee, this is not so simple after all. But, Arianna is probably right left as usual: keep to mumbling and quoting M. L.  King, FDR or George Washington and hope the voters are not watching.  All this in the electronic age too! How reverse existentialist of Arianna! Your far left liberal stance must be obfuscated in some way or the voters will realize that you are just a simple racist and tax whore.

Huffy really puffed this piece with frivolous  fluff. How about:"You got to dance in the pale moonlight with them what brung you."

Vote NoBozo.

rycK

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Sleaze, Corruption and Bribery as usual in the Ranks of the Democrats.

We are treated to lofty and elegant speeches created by dedicated political scientists devoted to persuading the public that their candidates are noble and honest and all that blather while they take bribes, slip in ear marks for their friends or use their Congressional committee status to get goodies in terms of special treatment, low interest rate mortgages and another variants of bribes.

The list of human flotsam who take such bribes using their political influence  include the sordid, unwashed and criminal John Murtha, The King of Pork[1], Slick Willie Clinton and Al Gore as a pair who grunted and grabbed Asian Communist funds from the Lippo Group and others. We were assured by Nancy Pelosi [2], upon her coronation as House Speaker, the Queen of the Asian Slaves in San Francisco, the City by the Bay,  wh0 perform ‘special massages’ on tourists in San Francisco that she would have a clean group under her wing. Of course, “Cold Cash” William Jennings Jefferson[3] still sits on important commitees at the feet of Pelosi under the scrutinithy of her cadaverous gaze while under indictment by a federal grand jury on 16 charges related to corruption. Perhaps he is ‘innocent until proven gulilty like Bush, Cheney and other republicans. Nancy Pelosi—aka [Spartacus][4]in honor of the Marxist heroine Rosa Luxemburg[5][6]  who declared that some German City was a Soviet State, and former chair of the Marxist Progressive Caucus[7] or Congress' Red Army caucus.[8] No communists there.

Nancy in her first 100 days was gong to do things like:

[1] Put new rules in place to "break the link between lobbyists and legislation."

[2] Enact all the recommendations made by the commission that investigated the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

[5] "Pay as you go," meaning no increasing the deficit, whether the issue is middle class tax relief, health care or some other priority.[9]

How much of that happened Nancy? The Islamo-Fascists were supported every change she got.

So, Chris Dodd[10]  and Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D. were on a super special The V.I.P. list maintained by super crook and briber Angelo Mozilo. Now, Barack Obama seems to have grubbed for special deals from lenders and book peddlers for their money and mortgages as well and where is the Noisy Nancy??  Where is your kick out the crooks speech? Dodd genetically follows his criminal father as Elder Dodd was he was ‘censured’ by the Senate 1967for using campaign funds for personal purposes.’[11] The elder Dodd also used Nazism to aid him in fabricating gun control laws to help weaken the Second Amendment, a standard leftist political tenet. He copied Nazi documents, had they translated, and rewrote them into legislation.[12] Conrad was so sleazy he even received rare criticism from the New York Times [13] Conrad is the guy who criticizes spending in Congress.  How often do the left rely on Communism or its close cousin Fascism for help in thinking.

Conrad confesses:

“It’s not even clear that the Senate these days is in touch enough to understand how terrible this home-loan back-scratching looks. Senator Conrad said that of 10 or so mortgages he obtained over the years, “in every one of those instances I talked with the No. 1 or No. 2 person” at the lender. Just like the rest of us.”[14]—Kent Conrad   [Emphasis is mine in all quotes.]

Hello Nancy! Your party is full of crooks! Hello Nancy!

Then there is our Messiah: B. Hussein O’Bozo and his sweet deals:

“* Obama had just gotten a $2.27 million book deal from Random House -- about $1 million more than the value of the mortgage.

* The Obamas each had exceptionally secure jobs that paid them a combined annual salary of about $500,000 per year.

* The Obamas had just sold their condo, on which they had realized a $137,500 profit.

* The Obamas were prominent public figures whose political futures depended in part on maintaining a reputation for responsibility and trustworthiness.

* The Obamas are known to be relatively thrifty and have no credit card debt but substantial savings.[15]

Isn’t it just magic how Demoncraps get into power and suddenly make millions? Slick Willie and his erstwhile consort Colonel Klebb[16] made 108 million recently!

But, don’t worry. Some new hefty tax hikes and fluff jobs for the patrons and fluffers of the Obama Machine will mend the rips in the fairytale fabric of liberalism.

Vote NoBozo.

rycK

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