Posted by
rycK on Friday, June 08, 2007 11:47:46 AM
Pinch, the New [Reincarnated] Goebbels of the New York Times?
Our local discussion group met, as usual last week, to customarily exchange thoughts and promote intellectual stimulation such that the IQ levels in our part of the universe might rise despite the frantic and dedicated devotion to the tenets of ignorance fostered by politicians and pharmaceutical companies.
Our august group began our weekly essay with an opening by Titus:
Titus: What topic presents itself this fine evening?
Servius: What topic needs our urgent attention and manifold services?
Lucian: How about something beyond the fringes of our usual bland purview? I suggest the topic of reincarnation, as novel, implausible and interesting in the sense that it is considered seriously in Hollywood and parts of Boston.
Titus: Indeed!?
Myron: The notion of reincarnation has not been widely accepted by the masses except in the limited and obscure cases of a few Hollywood actresses, inebriates from central Oakland or some marginal students attending school at Columbia while embracing narcotics addiction, their chosen profession. No reasonable person could countenance the biology or metaphysics of such a preposterous process, which opens this up as a cause célèbre for those who embrace imbecility. The quest for proven examples of such a remarkable notion has been the subject of frantic searches by witches, swamis, the snake charmers, those who passed the Ignoramui Exams, certain frustrated Illuminoids who need to check out a few details with their antecedent grand masters and perhaps Shirley McClain. ‘Just not possible’ is the solemn conclusion.
Gaius: Then, let us simply demonstrate that it is not possible and table the matter. That would close if off to further discussion.
Servius: Besides being impossible, reasonable scientific proofs of such happenings are not available due to the lack of DNA samples and dental records, among other things, from many of the most famous persons who could have managed the return to life. Nobody cares if the obscure make it back except in India. How could we prove Jack the Ripper came back from the grave if we don’t know who he was or what he looked like? His butchery skills were pedestrian according to the observers who cleaned the walls of his victims thus offering no serious clues. Lacking the obvious requisites, we assume we remain safe from those who claw their way from the grave and revisit upon us their favorite horrors if only for lack of proof.
Titus: Struck by these cold facts and forced to jump difficult hoops to continue this discussion, we might ponder a middle case: Suppose a contemporary person acted, wrote, spoke and passed other profile tests of someone long dead and gone. Invoking the Law of Negative Evidence, which guides the Flat Earth Society and most conspiracy theorists, such persons have not been eliminated from reappearance by chance or miracle. You cannot prove they are not among us.
Lucian: What do we do with this essay? Either, we summon up the notions of fraud or imbecility and heap them upon the bearers of such preposterous notions or, in a gesture of moderation and curiosity, merely look at the evidence and reserve judgment on the prospects and then have a good horse laugh as we cast the notion away. I agree with Gaius on this salient point.
Titus: Challenged by this tempting prospect and intrigued by the silly notion that most common folk would refrain from such personality duplication unless they were insane or lacking acceptable cognitive skills to conform with accepted societal norms, we can simply, pick at random, some famous character whose writings, thoughts, actions and such are well documented. In the absence of DNA or strong evidence, we are left only the personalities and parallel attributes and must use those alone to proceed.
Gaius: Ok, let us give it the old Harvard Try and start out with a difficult one. Let us choose to see if, say, Joseph Goebbels was reincarnated and runs amok among us: To do this we need to find some person with identical histories:
Myron: Agreed. That is the swiftest way to close the discussion. We would have to find corresponding persons with the following attributes: [1] A political Zealot with University Training. [2] Work history as a journalist. [3] Twisted with hate. [4] A racist with strong views on skin color. [5] Strong propaganda skills [6] A compulsion to control outlets of information and the media. [7] Univesity education in literature and/or political science [8] A penchant for failure and promoting incompetents in subordinate positions. [9] A global political activist. [10] A petty criminal. This personage Joseph Goebbels is so rare that no present-day counterpart could be identified at least in the Western Hemisphere. Besides, his politics are buried with him.
Lucian: Let us have a go at it! We can sweep this away and have some fun in the process.
Myron: As a point of logic, we are firstly barren of contemporary candidates given the fact that the number of extant Nazis in the galaxy is now fewer than the number of competent acupuncture professionals in Philadelphia. There is no such character having sufficient visibility operating today in the world given his very narrow political views.
Titus: Well, given the political vectors that created these monsters, we might wonder if the talents remain intact after the reincarnation, but current political forces in play merely altered some minor political and mental directions of the candidate. He could still have brought along the same seasoned skills as Goebbels and be practicing his art in a slightly different political vein.
Gaius: You mean a diametrical swing in political vector from far right to far left?
Titus: Not so far. Is there much difference between National Socialism, Socialism, Marxism, Stalinism, Castroism and so on? They are all basically leftist authoritarian political systems and Hitler and Stalin, we recall, were good friends for years and worked closely on the Rape of Poland and the plunder.
Myron: Not much difference as you say! True. The Fascists were created in response to the excesses of Bolshevism in 1919 on the basis of nationalism—not a rejection of socialism. Mussolini was a socialist and detested capitalists. The ideological differences among these nasty leftist groups were slight and more a struggle among friends and ideological bed fellows rather than being on opposite sides of any political scale.[1] Actually, they were both anti-capitalists and close friends. As such, any differences could be negotiated as long as racism, socialism in some form and anti-capitalism were key components of any agreement. The crass lust for land and power dissolved the cozy marriage between Hitler and Stalin.
Gaius: So, we can look for some far-left wing nut instead of a far-right type here?
Myron: That follows given the histories of the Marxist and Fascist parties. They are both far left on the political scale, countering the public notions, which ignore the pertinent histories and are purely a result of political indoctrination. .
Lucian: Well, then just who in the far left has parallel attributes according to the list given by Myron above. We need to demonstrate the fit, in principle, no matter what particular flavor of anti-capitalism is in force today.
Titus: What about the ACLU, the CPUSA or the Socialist Workers Party leaders?
Gaius: They all fit most of the political requirements but have no grand leader with high visibility and superior propaganda talents. The ACLU leaders are too minutiae oriented and the CPUSA are mere cretins. The proto-Communist talent is sequestered in the anti-anti Communist leagues after Ronald Reagan finished off the USSR. They have no followings in the streets, one attribute Myron failed to alert us to.
Titus: Okay, okay. Well, there are the anti-WTO [World Trade Organization] riots in Seattle and today in parts of Germany. Where is the Ultimate Pinnacle of anti-capitalism power in the US today??
Lucian: That would be the New York Times. Those at The Nation or Baltimore Sun are too inept and dormant and have lost their effervescence since H. L. Mencken stopped writing for them. The Boston Globe is a mere tool owned and dominated by the NYT. That might be a starting place.
Servius: So, who at NYT?? I think we are making progress.
Myron: The publisher of the NYT is one Arthur [“Pinch”] Ochs Sulzberger Jr, the third Sulzberger to occupy that post. He earned Bachelor of Arts degree in political science from Tufts University and has experience as a reporter. He was a radical Viet Nam war protestor and twice arrensted. [2] He also favored the Marxists in choosing who might get shot in battles between the North Vietamense, their Viet Cong allies and Amrican soldiers. Their death was of no significance to Pinch.[3] His politics are quite extreme.
Titus: That seems to fit the Goebbels Profile, but what about the rabid anti-Semitism?? We cannot accuse Pinch of that, or can we?
Myron: No, not directly. Given the political Theory of Trivial Trade-Offs, we can allow slight realignments in key political vectors and merely substitute the hatred for Jews with the hatred of white males in power, corporate CEOs or Southern Baptists. That satisfies the objections noted by Titus. There is the case raised by Harry Stein in his book How I Accidentally Joined the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (and Found Inner Peace) where he quotes Pinch as saying: “Sulzberger once remarked that if older white males were alienated by the changes he was making to the Times, that would only prove "we're doing something right." [4] That could be the prelude to the Final Solution of the 30s.
Lucian: That follows, suggests an authentic Goebbels-like theme in theory and now in practice, and the Jewish-hate tradeoff can be explained by his Aryan-like antics. Old white people are easily substituted for certain minorities. An example would be where his minions elevated the non-white novice Jayson Blair to some high levels in the NYT although he had no talent, made huge errors in reporting details and was merely a tool of some internal Affirmative Action program inspired by Pinch. His far-left political prejudices, transcribed and inserted in his reporting made his position dear to Pinch. Later the executive editor Howell Raines and managing editor Gerald M. Boyd were canned apparently because: "He[Jayson] was given a regular tenured reporting job despite the misgivings of his immediate boss," the report said of Blair. "He was put on high-profile national assignments with his new supervising editors receiving no notice of the serious problems that had marked periods in his previous four years at the newspaper."[5] Pinch survived.
Myron: We should not reject plagiarism as a valid political tool, since that was not exactly prohibited by the Goebbels Rules on propaganda. Indeed, the NYT has cooperated in a world-wide propaganda effort with nefarious deals and buyouts with the likes of France's Le Monde, the Washington Post and International Herald Tribune. The NYT routinely releases critical military information in support of America’s enemies as proof of their intentions. No Islamo Terrorist has even been criticized in the Times nor has Fidel Castro failed to get flattering reviews from time to time. No communist of the stature of Noam Chomsky as ever been denigrated by the NYT editorial page.
Gaius: True and if history offers any guidance here, we must note that the NYT has always been radical, anti-American, pro Marxist and given to nurturing phony news items that fill some political void. The series of outright lies about the Ukrainian Holocaust, a famine equated with genocide, earned Walter Duranty and the NYT the Pulitzer Prize from his reporting on the ‘Ukrainian famine’ in 1933[6] The NYT still proudly displays the Duranty Prize for all to see even though it was shown to be a standard propaganda effort by the NYT, the USSR and other interested leftist parties. Calls to return the prize have gone unheeded by several Sulzbergers. To defend their propaganda record “The New York Times hired a professor of Russian history to review Duranty's work. That professor, Mark Von Hagen of Columbia University, concluded Mr. Duranty's reports to be unbalanced and uncritical, and they far too often gave voice to Stalinist propaganda.”[7] Propaganda is the New York paper’s finest attribute and critical resource.
Myron: The ‘famine’ is actually referred to is Holodomor [8]in the native language. The UN made a ‘statement’ on this issue that was reduced to the curt “We do not want to settle scores with the past, it could not be changed, but we are convinced that exposing violations of human rights, preserving historical records and restoring the dignity of victims through acknowledgement of their suffering, will guide future societies and help to avoid similar catastrophes in the future.”[9] Pinch insists that Druanty continue to be honored. The far-left UN has supressed the incident as unworthy of a revisit and investigation. We are also aware that there was no Russian War Crimes Tribunal conducted after World War II to investigate these allegations, a fact that matches the politics of both the NYT and the USSR.
Titus: That fits in well with Paul Joseph Goebbels self-styled post of Minister for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda during the National Socialist era. Lies and a cover-up of genocide fits current the format at the Times only as long as they demand that Nazism had nothing to do with leftist ideology and political interests. They must maintain an Iron Curtain so as to clear their ownership and compliance with Hitler and his people.
The anti-white male bias of the NYT is obvious from one of Pinch’s statements recorded by Harry Stein: "Sulzberger once remarked that if older white males were alienated by the changes he was making to the Times, that would only prove 'we're doing something right.' Clearly, by Pinch's standards, the Times has lately been doing very well indeed." Indeed. Old white males with assets seem to be a proper substitution for Jews in the tangled leftist parlance. Perhaps this is where the hate indoctrinations and similar college chants against DWEEMS [10] [Dead White Evil European Males] came from.
Servius: It appears that the race-based hate of the NYT publisher fits in well with the evening premise. It also begins to look like Pinch’s attributes are mirrored in every item in Myron’s list above. This is now interesting.
Titus: Well, the cases are all too similar to flatly reject the notion that Pinch is actually the reincarnated Goebbels. What remains, of course, is a biometric test where we might confirm the common identity of this pair. If this fails, we have only circumstantial evidence as to a prime example of an exposed case of reincarnation.
Myron: Not possible it seems. Goebbels was burned in 1945 and his remains were disinterred from his resting place and cremated. In1970 the ashes thrown in the Elbe.[11]
Lucian: So, we arrive at an impasse on this subject with limited pure facts to proceed. It seems that the confirmed and validated historical paths of these two persons are remarkably similar and that the similitude soars beyond coincidence. We cannot ascribe, as yet, the notion that Pinch’s Putsch is in full operation with the reincarnated Goebbels as Fuhrer giving orders to the NYT editorial staff. But, the outcome seems to be the same. Somebody at the NYT has barrowed heavily from Goebbels theories or something that closely resembles them.
Gaius: So, it seems.
Titus: Nevertheless, if Goebbels had never existed the NYT would have to invent him, or his caricature, and is now conducting their own modern Putsch or some Nazi/Communist/Socialist leftist variant of one.
Servius: And so it goes with the rabid left. That ends the discussion until next time.
Good Night and Good Luck
rycK
[1] In 1925, Goebbels published an open letter to “my friends of the left,” urging unity between socialists and Nazis against the capitalists. “You and I,” he wrote, “we are fighting one another although we are not really enemies.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels#_note-14
[2] How I Accidentally Joined the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (and Found Inner Peace), by Harry Stein, Delacorte Press 2000. Page 99. “One day, the elder Sulzberger asked his son what Pinch calls, "the dumbest question I've ever heard in my life." If an American soldier runs into a North Vietnamese soldier, which would you like to see get shot? Young Arthur answered, "I would want to see the American get shot. It's the other guy's country." Some Sixties activists have since thought better of their early enthusiasms. Pinch hasn't.”
[5] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayson_Blair
[6] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Duranty
[8] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor#Remembrance
[9] http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Joint_Statement_on_Holodomor
[11] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels