Posted by
rycK on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 2:19:16 PM
We need to properly address the diplomatic problem with North Korea. Looking back on our distinguished history on this subject, I can suggest some appropriate diplomats that can, I am confident, handle this delicate task with elegance and aplomb. Peace is at hand.
The Sterling Moment in diplomacy for the US was when Jimmy Carter’s brother Billy Roger, acting as a highly-paid consultant to the Libyan Islamo Terrorists, deftly urinated on the wall at the airport in Libya. This is the kind of liberal talent we need to sit down and debate with the North Korean Communists. Such a touch of class. There have been other notable moments such as when Jimmy Carter kissed Leonid Brezhnev on the cheek [wrong one… 3.5 feet too high..] and made him smile and made him a devoted friend. We saw Carter’s sincere interest in humanity, broad fairness in social and military matters and how he was interested in offering anything he could give from the US taxpayers as he wept after learning that Daniel Ortega lost the election the election in Nicaragua. Jimmy never met a Communist he didn’t love. This will be his second trip!
Jimmy is our man!!
Jimmy could lead a Four Star, blue label diplomatic mission to the People’s Republic of North Korea. As assistants, we could suggest Bill Clinton’ half-brother Roger, a known expert on drugs and other matters that might be attractive to Chairman Kim. They would need to include some Bay Area consults with expertise on the availability of little girls as a special gift in honor of Kim’s personal preferences and in line with San Francisco’s most exotic offerings and expertise. Nancy Pelosi can suggest a few. Then there are well-qualified aids such as Squeaky From and Patrick Kennedy to provide advice on drugs, political activism and alcohol abuse and we must not overlook the celebrated conflict-resolution talents of Cynthia McKinney on behalf of the Islamo terrorists for balance. That august group could assemble a magnificent aid package with a few billion dollars (be generous—20 billions…) that would dazzle even the toughest hard-core Marxist. Jimmy could bring along some hot legal talent such as DUI Sandy (stuff yer pants with stolen papers) Berger and maybe Hugh Rodham Clinton to the panel. Dan Rather could come along, sing high praises to Communism as no other has ever done and write the conclusion of the meeting before it took place to remove any obtuse wrinkles in the dialogue and outcomes. Then Dan could oversee several CBS Specials on the stunning new Peace Initiative.
From the House we could add high-level Democratic key political assets as Representative John Conyers the Democrat Congressman from Detroit Michigan, an expert on racism and massive reparations along with Congressman Charles Rangel Democrat from New York, who may have significant inputs in how new taxes might be structured to repay the North Koreans for the insults suffered from the tactics of President Bush, and abuse to the Republic from Presidents Ronald Regan and Eisenhower.
Assemble the Team!! Peace is at hand.